Mac Sabbath

Sunday, September 19, 2021 — 7:30 pm

Mac Sabbath
Black Cat
1811 14th st nw Washington, DC 20009

Ticket Information

General Admission

General Admission - Advance
Price: $20.00
Fee: $4.85
General Admission - Day of Show
Price: $25.00
Fee: $5.50
Sales Begin Sep 19 at 12:00am.
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Event Description

Mac Sabbath

Speedealer

Lung

 

It was the Year of Our Lord 2013, and I was devouring a cheeseburger in a Chatsworth, CA franchise of a certain multinational fast food conglomerate which shall remain nameless. A crazed skull face painted, dirt-bag, clown sat down beside me. This Skeletor reject of Uriah Heap introduced himself as Ronald Osborne and was familiar with my work. I was informed that Ronald, Slayer Mac Cheeze, Grimalice, and the Cat Burglar, were performing secret rock shows in the bunker-like basements of the local restaurants. But the time had come, he said, to bring drive-thru metal up from the “underground,” and he asked if I would consider becoming the manager. BAM! Abruptly we were thrown to the sidewalk. (Apparently the daytime manager was not informed of this activity) I looked over at Ronald, watched him brush off the sodium chloride and GMO remnants of my UN happy meal.   Before I knew it, I was in a burger stand bomb shelter, witnessing Black Sabbath music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head. I was confused, amazed and can’t ever remember feeling so………happy!

 

Doors open at 7:30.